12 Elul 5776
by Sydell Walencewicz
Since we are in a presidential election year I would like to present my recommended slate.
“Voting for God” by Anonymous
“What church do you go to?” asked a seven year old youngster of a neighbor child.
“I don’t go to church. I go to temple. I am Jewish.”
“Jewish? questioned the first child”.
“What’s that?”
“Well,” said the neighbor child patiently,
“you know there are Protestants, Catholics and Jews, and they are just different ways of voting for God!”
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